Alan Patrick Murphy
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Alan Patrick Murphy
SOME FRUITY EFFLORENCES FROM THE ALMOSTENDTIMES
by Fionn Flynn [Alan Patrick Murphy]
THE WEIRD AND WICKED
an infinite money glitch goes awry
cowboy kung-fu shenanigans way out west
cryptoscam bums burn out and first days in hell
creeping oozedeath engulfs the world and a disco dachshund
raging fools on blasted heaths and culture-war bathroom bust-ups
seal team six kink-shaming in black comedy ops and wizard academy wackosity
and an impish homunculus packing an extra appendage (IF you know what I mean)...
Fionn Flynn is here to offer you a lucky thirteen stories of wild comic satire and fantasy
Fionn Flynn offers 13 stories of weird humor and horror - you literally never know where these tales are going (and frankly neither did he...)
⚫ dr0p_d0wn - an interwebs tycoon becomes the beneficiary of a literal infinite money glitch
⚫Sewercide - a hapless apartment-dweller faces a creeping tidal sludge of terminal ooze
⚫The Great Pow-Bang of Murgatroyd County - a kung-fu avenger faces corrupt lawmen and ranchers in the Old West
⚫I wanna launch a ¢oin - the crypto-dream and crypto-nightmare of a hot hot day on the city streets
⚫The psychotherapeutalist’s last burble - what if they made a culture war and everybody came?
⚫impulsion || BLACK HOLE DINER || impish - the weirdness inside a black hole is immeasurable, as is this imp protagonist's schlong
⚫our Spiderlord’s domain - if an oligarch techlord became a creepy spider monstrosity, would anyone notice?
⚫Weeping Those Bitter Salt Tears of Victory - it's not all fun and games in Special Forces, sometimes you have to stop killing and take off your furry crotchless panties
⚫The Fool on the Heath - a mad king and a strident jester on a stormy heath, where have I heard that one before?
⚫Showdown at the Sorcery Skills Center - a potentially copyright-breaking satirical adventure in a wizarding academy
⚫A New Face in Hell - just got here, not so bad really, except for the beaks in my rectum
⚫The Basilisk’s Bargain - a gumshoe becomes embroiled in weirdness and sexual allure, and all because of a butterfly
⚫Tricksters of the Terminal Ooze - back to the creeping tidal sludge of terminal ooze, but this time with brio and feeling!
““Loved the experience!... Nothing short of jaw-dropping””
Pablo Báez, author of To the Moon Darkly
““The way you use language is so delicious” ”
E.J. Trask, author of Diary of a Murder (with Bridget Riley)
““Perfection. The hype was justified.””
Sean Thomas McDonnell, author of Cherry Kills,
““Perfection! You are a master. The best stories, for me, are the ones that subvert my expectations and surprise me again and again.””
William Pauley III, award-winning author of Bizarro fiction such as Goddamn Electric Nights and Demolition Ya Ya
Murphy works in several genres: Weird [as Fionn Flynn], Gothic, Noir, Fantasy and Sci-Fi
A.P. Murphy has lived in Barcelona for 35 years. Originally from London, has also lived in the US and Canada
