Ian Harvey
A Cruising Misadventure
by Ian M Harvey
What was meant to be the elegant finale to a Mediterranean cruise became something else entirely: an ambulance at dawn, a foreign hospital, a mountain of luggage, no useful Italian, and one husband trying very hard to look as though he knew what he was doing.
When Ranine became seriously ill in Italy, she and Ian found themselves stranded in Rome, caught between emergency wards, insurance calls, embassy contacts, unfamiliar medical systems, unreliable taxis, mysterious meals, and the small problem of getting home alive.
Told in two voices, Our Roman Holiday is both a comic travel misadventure and a deeply personal account of fear, love, kindness, and survival. Ian notices the absurdity: the luggage, the lost directions, the strange bathrooms, the scooter rides, the banana incident, and the heroic search for edible food. Ranine remembers the other side: the breathlessness, the waiting, the frightened faces, the quiet courage needed when life suddenly changes without asking permission.
Together, their stories become more than a hospital memoir or a travel diary. They are a reminder that love is often practical, that strangers can be unexpectedly kind, and that getting home can feel like being handed your life all over again.
A cruising misadventure, a Roman rescue mission, and a love story — with slightly better medical supervision than originally planned.
Meet Ranine and Ian, seasoned seventy-something travellers who just wrapped up a delightful Mediterranean cruise.
Ready to head home, they were blindsided by a horror story straight out of a travellers nightmare. Ranine was struck with not one, but two potentially fatal illnesses, landing her in an Italian hospital.
Ian, the ever-dedicated husband, found himself in a foreign land, unsure of himself and trying to secure her release.
What do you do when you can't speak the language?
How do you manage without local currency?
Who do you turn to for help?
How do you fill in those terrible hours when you feel helpless?
Why is there no English language TV in Italy?
Join Ranine and Ian on a rollercoaster ride through the unexpected pitfalls of emergecy travel. Learn from their mishaps and adventures, and discover that sometimes the best memories come from the most chaotic moments and that laughter is truly the best medicine (unless you have diarrhea in which case we recommend Imodium)
“You have woven me into your other magic. The magic of words. You need a camera crew following you. Could be a quid in this?”
Paddy Sweeney
“You have woven me into your other magic. The magic of words. You need a camera crew following you. Could be a quid in this?”
Jennifer Lawson
“Beautifully expressed, Ian! Thank you for taking us along”
Ann E. Cady Carlson
“Oh my Lord, sorry for laughing but the way you write...”
Linda Lindsay
Cunningly disguised as a responsible adult, uniquley maladjusted, but fun. Ian is a seventy something retiree with nothing more to do than create a legacy that will make you wonder how he even lived this long
Ian started writing serious reference material in the 1990's—think business wisdom, tech jargon, and the kind of stuff that makes you sound clever at dinner parties. But these days, he's swapped spreadsheets for short stories, travel logs, and compilations of things he probably should’ve kept to himself. You’ll find them all here in this very store. If you’re after the musings of a nondescript Antipodean with a foggy memory and just enough brainpower to operate a kettle, you’re in luck—Ian's books are entertaining, occasionally enlightening, and 100% typo-tested (by someone else, hopefully). But if you were hoping to dine at the intellectual table of a world-renowned Austrian psychologist... well, Ian can fake the accent. Check out his stuff—you might laugh, learn, or at the very least, wonder how it ever got published.
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