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A Coloring Book

Heifers with Hot Flashes

by Kimberly Baughn Sutkin

Heifers with Hot Flashes is a laugh-out-loud adult coloring book featuring frazzled cows surviving the chaos of menopause with humor, friendship, and plenty of fans, ice cream, and attitude.

About The Book

She did not ask for this. The thermometer, however, has no mercy.

Heifers with Hot Flashes is a warmly funny adult coloring book celebrating the most relatable struggle of midlife: being absolutely on fire when everyone else is perfectly comfortable. Featuring a cast of stylish, expressive dairy heifers navigating hot flashes with maximum personality and minimum dignity, every page captures a moment that will make you laugh, nod, and possibly reach for a cooling towel.

Solo heifers handling it their way:
- Pressing her entire face into the open refrigerator, pearls on, reading glasses fogged
- Standing in the hardware store fan aisle with every fan running, eyes closed in full wind-tunnel bliss
- Walking through a winter snowstorm in a light sundress while everyone else is bundled up — and looking very smug about it
- Arguing directly at the thermostat, pointing one hoof, nobody home but her and her feelings

Groups of friends who get it completely:
- Four heifers crowded around one box fan, gently elbowing for the best airflow position
- A group discovering that the walk-in cooler at the farm store is, in fact, available to all customers for as long as they need
- Five friends on a snow day in summer dresses, arms spread wide, finally at the right temperature
- A birthday cake moved in front of the open freezer. Everyone knows why. No one explains.
Illustrated in rich, detailed black-and-white line art with bold outlines and large open coloring spaces, this 104-page book pairs beautifully with a hand fan, an iced drink, and anyone in your life who will immediately understand every single page.

Kimberly Baughn Sutkin

Kimberly Baughn Sutkin

Kimberly Baughn Sutkin is an Ohio-based author, data analyst, and deeply committed question-asker with an MA in Psychology, a Specialized Master in Business Analytics from Ohio State, and the strong conviction that humor and hard things can share a page. She writes coloring books meant to make you laugh, advocacy titles where the hard thing — the glucose monitor, the hearing aid, the diagnosis — is just another Tuesday for the characters living their lives, and children’s-book-style humor titles that offer genuine insight into what might be going on — without ever claiming to be your doctor. The through-line is the mission: people dealing with hard stuff deserve books that see them. Kimberly is building a body of work for anyone who has ever felt isolated by something — a health condition, a life season, an unanswered question — and needed a universe where that thing was ordinary, held with dignity, and maybe a little funny.

She writes coloring books meant to make you laugh, advocacy titles where the hard thing — the glucose monitor, the hearing aid, the diagnosis — is just another Tuesday for the characters living their lives, and children’s-book-style humor titles that offer genuine insight into what might be going on — without ever claiming to be your doctor. The through-line is the mission: people dealing with hard stuff deserve books that see them. Kimberly is building a body of work for anyone who has ever felt isolated by something — a health condition, a life season, an unanswered question — and needed a universe where that thing was ordinary, held with dignity, and maybe a little funny.

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