"Sister Brown: Unfiltered, Unshaken, and Occasionally Unmedicated”
From the missionary mom who’s cried in the chapel bathroom and laughed at her own testimony meeting notes comes a wildly relatable collection of spiritual spirals, snack-based survival tips, and unsolicited advice from someone who’s lived on three continents and still can’t fold a fitted sheet.

This book is your passport to chaos, charity, and coping with humor and a whole lotta Jesus.

Why Buy Sister Brown’s Missionary Mom Hotline?

Because let’s face it—being a missionary mom is basically an Olympic sport in emotional gymnastics. One minute you’re crying proud tears onto your kitchen floor, the next you’re googling “Is my missionary eating vegetables in Peru?” This book is the survival kit you didn’t know you needed.

FACT: It’s stuffed with scriptures, Church leader wisdom, and the actual reality of what missionary moms go through (like arguing with the post office about whether instant potatoes count as “perishable”).

FUNNY: Sister Brown laughs where others would hyperventilate. She shows you how to find humor in the 2 a.m. meltdowns, the overstuffed care packages, and the Relief Society group chats that turn into full-blown therapy sessions.

FULL OF REALITY: Your mascara will still smudge, but at least it’ll be from ugly laughing instead of ugly crying. This book helps you swap some of those tears of worry for tears of joy—and teaches you that sometimes, holy chaos is the best kind of faith.

So buy it. Read it. Let your streaky raccoon eyes be a badge of honor. Sister Brown promises you’ll close the book snorting, nodding, and saying, “Finally… someone gets it!”

From broken flip-flops on temple grounds to testimonies powered by snacks, Sister Brown’s 365 Daily Humor delivers a laugh a day—plus just enough scripture to make it spiritually legal.

With her signature sass, sacred side-eyes, and hard-earned faith, Sister Brown walks us through the chaos of callings, missionary mayhem, family home evening fails, and gospel giggles you didn’t know you needed.

Whether you’re deep in the trenches of parenting, surviving ward council, or wondering if the sacrament speaker is reading from Leviticus again—this book is your permission to laugh, breathe, and keep pressing forward (with or without knee support).

💬 Daily humor
📖 Bite-sized scripture
😅 Relatable reflections
🙏 Faith that limps but never quits

One page a day. One laugh at a time. And if all else fails—turn to Sister Brown. She’s probably got snacks.

From broken flip-flops on temple grounds to testimonies powered by snacks, Sister Brown’s 365 Daily Humor delivers a laugh a day—plus just enough scripture to make it spiritually legal.

With her signature sass, sacred side-eyes, and hard-earned faith, Sister Brown walks us through the chaos of callings, missionary mayhem, family home evening fails, and gospel giggles you didn’t know you needed.

Whether you’re deep in the trenches of parenting, surviving ward council, or wondering if the sacrament speaker is reading from Leviticus again—this book is your permission to laugh, breathe, and keep pressing forward (with or without knee support).

💬 Daily humor
📖 Bite-sized scripture
😅 Relatable reflections
🙏 Faith that limps but never quits

One page a day. One laugh at a time. And if all else fails—turn to Sister Brown. She’s probably got snacks.

Meet the Brown Family
The only thing more adventurous than where they’re going… is who they are.

“They say it takes a village to raise a child.
I say it takes divine intervention, duct tape, and an entire family of spiritually unpredictable people to survive a mission trip to Southeast Asia.”
— Sister Brown, spiritual hype woman and frequent over-packer

Sister Brown — Missionary mom, accidental jungle prophet, and CEO of the Chaos Ministry.
Fueled by Jesus, local snacks, and sarcasm.
Speaks three languages: English, Prayer Tongue, and Mother Guilt.
Carries emergency tissues, hand sanitizer, and a laminated “Just In Case I Die Here” plan.
Can start a testimony meeting, fix a rice cooker, and rebuke a mosquito—all in the same breath.