“I KNOWWW YOU DIDN’T JUST DIE ON ME!”

How to Handle Your Business Before the Grim Reaper Does It for You—Wills, Trusts, Real Estate, and Other Stuff You Shouldn’t Ignore

YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD TIME, HUH?

Let’s be real—most people don’t plan for what happens after they die. And that’s exactly why their families end up broke, confused, and in a courtroom fighting over Grandma’s air fryer.

If you’re out here living your best life but haven’t handled your will, trust, life insurance, real estate, or even your online passwords—then guess what? You’re leaving behind a mess, not a legacy.

This book is your hilarious, no-nonsense guide to getting your affairs in order before it’s too late. No legal jargon, no boring lectures—just straight talk, real-life horror stories, and the exact steps you need to take so your family isn’t out here struggling because you “meant to get around to it.”

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WHAT’S INSIDE?

* How to make sure your money, house, and business actually go to the right people (instead of Uncle Sam or your bitter ex)
* The easiest ways to avoid probate court (aka the Family Feud starter pack)
* How the rich use trusts to build generational wealth (and how you can too, even if you’re not a Rockefeller)
* Why your passwords, crypto, and online accounts need a plan (so your family isn’t prying open your dead eyes to unlock your iPhone)
* The ‘Emergency Erase Plan’—what your best friend needs to throw away immediately before your family finds it

WHO THIS BOOK IS FOR:

--The procrastinators who “meant to do this” years ago
--The control freaks who want to make sure things go EXACTLY how they planned
--The entrepreneurs, homeowners, and parents who refuse to let their hard work go to waste
--Anyone who doesn’t want their family broke, stressed, and arguing at the funeral

So stop playing. Read this book, handle your business, and make sure your family says,
"They really set us up right."
Not,
"I KNOWWW YOU DIDN’T JUST DIE ON ME!"