Stories For Grown Ups

Story Time With Ophelia

by Ophelia Paine

A collection of 20 short parody romance stories for grown-ups

About The Book


“Tales too hot for the book club!”
Story Time With Ophelia: Stories for Grown-Ups
When the lights turn low and the velvet chair creaks just so, Ophelia Paine opens her book, and all inhibitions fall silent. Each tale she tells is a little scandal pressed between the pages.
In this collection of educational bedtime stories for very bad adults, Ophelia invites you to slip out of your day clothes, loosen your morals, and let her turn your pages. From haunted hotel rooms to misbehaving cowboys, every story promises a climax worth staying up for.
So pour a drink, dim the lamps, and settle in. It’s time for a little light reading… that gets progressively heavier.

“Tales too hot for the book club!”

Ophelia

Ophelia Paine

Writer and Teller of Naughty Stories for Grown-Ups

I’m Ophelia Paine, a writer, audio storyteller, and creative director working in intimate, voice-led narrative. I’m the author of a book of 20 short stories for grown-ups, and the creator of SFW and adult NSFW audio scripts designed for immersive performance and emotional connection. My work centres on character, psychology, and atmosphere, exploring desire through storytelling that’s consent-forward, emotionally rich, and unapologetically adult. I often collaborate with voice actors and artists to build audio experiences that feel personal, cinematic, and deeply engaging.