Wiser, Funnier, and Forgetting Why You Walked Into the Room!
by Plonker Publishing
65 Shades of Gray Hair is a joyful, honest, and hilariously heartfelt celebration of growing older. It’s for everyone who’s earned their laugh lines, misplaced their reading glasses (on their head), and still manages to dance like nobody’s watching.
But beyond the humor, this book is about what really matters: Connection, Resilience, and Living Out Loud - Gray hairs, Creaky joints, and all.
Because growing older isn’t just an age, it’s a badge of honor.
Getting older isn’t the end of the story. It’s where the really funny chapters begin.
65 Shades of Gray Hair is a joyfully ridiculous celebration of life. Packed with funny stories, oddball trivia, questionable science, and the world’s most unreliable research assistant (we’re looking at you, Ziggy), this book captures the everyday comedy of growing older.
It’s for anyone who’s ever:
😛 Stood in the doorway like a confused time traveler.
😛 Laughed at your own joke before even finishing it.
😜 Considered daytime snoozing a competitive sport.
😁 Had a conversation with their knees before getting out of bed.
Beneath the humor, there’s real heart. This book sneaks in the kind of warm moments and gentle wisdom that remind us how rich, strange, and wonderfully human life can be at any age.
Funny, heartfelt, and just the right amount of ridiculous, it’s a great gift for parents, grandparents, or that friend who swears they’re young at heart - right after yelling at the toaster.
Wrap it up or keep it for yourself. Just don’t forget where you put it.
“⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐Such a funny and delightful spin on aging. Really good information presented in a very entertaining way. There are many fun facts about famous people and how they aged throughout the book which I found most interesting. Quite a change from most books that just list all the unfortunate things that happen to us as we age. I thoroughly enjoyed the book and do recommend it”
Deborah
Comedy for Smart People Who Know Better - But Laugh Anyway
Welcome to Plonker Publishing, home of hilariously offbeat books that poke fun at everything from aging gracefully (or not), to prepping for doomsday with duct tape and sarcasm. We publish parody, satire, and the occasional overly confident survival guide, because if you're going to face the absurdity of life, you might as well do it with a grin. Mission Statement: To publish smart, silly, subversive books that help readers laugh at life’s chaos. Plonker Publishing is proudly independent, slightly ridiculous, and powered by the belief that laughter belongs on every shelf.
Why should young people have all the fun? If you’re ready to trade in the “maybe someday” mindset for a life filled with adventure, laughter, and unforgettable experiences, then grab your cane (or just your sense of humor) and dive into Hold My Cane! - the ultimate bucket list book for the young at heart.
Packed with hilarious, heartwarming, and sometimes downright ridiculous adventures, this book proves that life’s best moments don’t require a parachute or a midlife crisis. Whether you want to ride a rollercoaster, master the art of texting, dye your hair a wild color, or prank call an old friend, this book is your permission slip to step out of your comfort zone and into a world of fun.