A Comprehensive Guide to Mastering Nutrition, Behavior, and Training for a Happy, Healthy Dog
by Zero Woofs Given Press
Living with a Great Dane? Congrats. You now share your home with a 140-pound shadow who thinks they’re a lapdog.
Great Dane Insights is your brutally honest, actually useful guide to raising, training, and surviving life with one of the biggest—and most emotionally needy—dog breeds on Earth. Whether you're bringing home a floppy-eared puppy or navigating the quirks of a full-grown rescue who thinks the couch belongs to them (it does), this book has your back.
This isn’t a fluff-filled love letter to Danes. It’s a real-talk survival manual packed with breed-specific advice, expert-backed care tips, and a healthy dose of sarcasm.
Inside, you’ll find:
✅ The truth about Dane behavior (spoiler: gentle doesn’t mean low-maintenance)
✅ Training strategies that work when your “puppy” is bigger than you
✅ Health guidance for giant-breed problems like bloat, joint pain, and skin drama
✅ How to make your home Dane-proof (hint: nothing is really safe)
✅ Care tips for rescues, seniors, and those giant toddler tantrums they call meltdowns
Danes are sweet, soulful, and just a little bit unhinged. They’ll steal your heart, your snacks, and your side of the bed. But with the right tools—and this guide—you can raise a happy, healthy, well-adjusted Great Dane without losing your sanity (or your furniture).
Whether you're a first-time owner or a seasoned Dane devotee, this book gives you the confidence, clarity, and chaos-control tips you’ve been missing.
Great Dane Insights isn’t just a how-to. It’s a “why did no one tell me this?” guide to the gentle giant who’s about to take over your home—and your heart.
Unleashed. Unfiltered. Untamed.
That’s the Zero Woofs Given way.
Welcome to Zero Woofs Given — where chaos meets canine wisdom. Our bite-sized dog breed guides blend snark, science, and real-life advice for pet parents who prefer honesty over fluff. Whether you’re choosing your first pup or decoding the one currently chewing your furniture, we’ve got a guide for that. Unfiltered. Unleashed. Untamed.
Zero Woofs Given was born from too many Google rabbit holes, a few chewed shoes, and a deep need for dog advice that doesn’t sugarcoat reality. We write for the over-researchers, the anxious adopters, and the “what the hell is my dog doing?” crowd. Each guide is built on real experience, legit sources, and zero patience for fluff because loving your dog means knowing the truth—even if it bites. Zero Woofs Given – Brutally honest breed guides for the chaos-compatible. Founded by Shannon Warner, a 20+ year dog world veteran and unapologetic dog nerd.
A Comprehensive Guide to Tips and Tricks for Choosing the Perfect Dog for Your Lifestyle
by Zero Woofs Given Press
So, you think you want a dog.
Cue the barking at nothing, the fur-coated furniture, and the 2 a.m. existential crisis.
Woof-a-Pedia is your no-BS guide to 250+ dog breeds—written for real people with real lives (and limited patience). Forget the sugar-coated nonsense where every breed is “great with kids” and “easy to train.” This is the truth-before-trauma manual for choosing the dog that won’t wreck your life.
Inside:
✔ Honest breed profiles
✔ Chaos-level matching
✔ Training red flags
✔ Health & grooming reality checks
Whether you’re adopting your first mutt or wondering why your third dog hates joy, this book has you covered. Sarcasm included. Regret prevention mandatory.
Unleashed. Unfiltered. Untamed.
That’s the Zero Woofs Given promise.
A Comprehensive Guide to Mastering Training, Nutrition, and Behavior for A Happy and Healthy Dog
by Zero Woofs Given Press
A Comprehensive Guide to Mastering Training, Nutrition, and Behavior for a Happy, Healthy Dog
by Zero Woofs Given Press
Feel like your Rottweiler’s running the show?
Yeah, you’re not alone—and no, you’re not a bad dog parent. You just brought home one of the boldest, smartest, most bull-headed breeds in existence. Congrats.
Rottweiler Insights isn’t your average “good boy” handbook. It’s the no-fluff, real-talk guide to understanding, training, and living with a dog who doesn’t just walk into your life—he claims it as territory.