coloring book
by Archer Lindgirth
Crayons might be non-toxic, but Fancy Pants Nancy is anything but non-toxic. Her antics will leave you mesmerized and stupefied. Prepare for hours of scribbling fun.
Get ready to add your own splash of color to the wild, unpredictable world of Fancy Pants Nancy — the mischievous, pants-obsessed heroine of Archer Lindgirth’s delightfully twisted “Misadventures” series. In this coloring book, Nancy’s signature trousers take center stage, whisking her into madcap predicaments full of satire, absurdity, and a hint of danger.
Join Nancy as her magical pants lead her through medieval dungeons, bizarre boardwalks, and even the occasional murder hornet swarm.
Each page captures her irreverent spirit, her dark humor, and her uncanny ability to turn the ordinary into the extraordinary (or the horrifying — depending on her pants).
With bold line art based on the original illustrations, this coloring book gives you space to go wild — whether you're staying inside the lines or embracing Nancy's chaotic energy.
Perfect for older kids, teens, or even adults who appreciate a little edge in their coloring. Grab your markers, sharpen your pencils, and bring Nancy’s “special pants” adventures to life — one riotous scene at a time.
“Put wax to good use.”
Phillip McDonald
Are you sitting down? Good. No one reads standing up...
Archer Lindgirth is a first-time author, so he has not been jaded by the cutthroat book industry. He hasn't even endured any papercuts or ink spillages. He might never know hardship of any kind. Obscure? Sure. Up-and-coming with hidden talent probably not discovered until after his death, like John Kennedy Toole? Probably. Genre-inventing while possessing a ridiculous name like Sigizmund Krzhizhanovsky? Indubitably. Prone to posing many rhetorical questions? Apparently.
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