volumes 7, 8
by Archer Lindgirth
The Italian Rapscallion strikes again in this final romp of the series. Consider the human condition from the perspective of a loveable scamp with splendiferous pants. >>See book page<<
Her socks don’t really do anything. Her shirt is unremarkable. Follow the travails of Fancy Pants Nancy and her trusty trousers as she finds herself in special predicaments. Follow her exploits in this two-volume paperback format based on the original board-book series. Be forewarned: this book is written in an adult style. The author does not talk down to children. Most children will not understand the references to plasma and the Renaissance, but some will. Also, this series chronicles the misadventures of the main character, Fancy Pants Nancy, and she is subjected to violent predicaments presented as dark humor.
Is your child a prodigy? Are you willing to expose them to mature content? Would you take your child to the French Quarter? If not, please do not buy this book.
For the 1% of the child audience who will enjoy the antics, this series promises a unique genre: dark humor board-books for children.
“I know you are, but what am I?”
Charlene Flimsybottom
Are you sitting down? Good. No one reads standing up...
Archer Lindgirth is a first-time author, so he has not been jaded by the cutthroat book industry. He hasn't even endured any papercuts or ink spillages. He might never know hardship of any kind. Obscure? Sure. Up-and-coming with hidden talent probably not discovered until after his death, like John Kennedy Toole? Probably. Genre-inventing while possessing a ridiculous name like Sigizmund Krzhizhanovsky? Indubitably. Prone to posing many rhetorical questions? Apparently.
Fancy Pants Nancy follows the escapades of a loveable imp endowed with special pants. However, this protagonist faces mature language, violence, and general unspeakableness. >>See book page<<
Fancy Pants Nancy can't get enough misadventure. From a slaughterhouse to a medieval dungeon, her pants reflect imaginative situations. Each illustrated page is stitched with equal parts whimsy, satire, and poor taste. Follow the continuing saga of our hero, Fancy Pants Nancy, as she confronts a pants-based fate. This book is to storytelling what a fork is to a toaster. In these volumes, she encounters Murder Hornets and torturous bacon skillets. >>See book page<<
Follow the antics of our pesky pipsqueak as she navigates the complexities of wardrobe malfunctions associated with her special pants. These are no average pants, and she is no average hero. In these episodes, she finds herself boiling in a cauldron and making a name for herself in Hollywood. >>See book page<<
Don’t miss the holiday rush for this two-in-one book chronicling the continuing adventures of our slight sprite. See book page.
Crayons might be non-toxic, but Fancy Pants Nancy is anything but non-toxic. Her antics will leave you mesmerized and stupefied. Prepare for hours of scribbling fun.