Laugh-out-Loud Bucket List Adventures for the Young at Heart
by Plonker Publishing
Why should young people have all the fun? If you’re ready to trade in the “maybe someday” mindset for a life filled with adventure, laughter, and unforgettable experiences, then grab your cane (or just your sense of humor) and dive into Hold My Cane! - the ultimate bucket list book for the young at heart.
Packed with hilarious, heartwarming, and sometimes downright ridiculous adventures, this book proves that life’s best moments don’t require a parachute or a midlife crisis. Whether you want to ride a rollercoaster, master the art of texting, dye your hair a wild color, or prank call an old friend, this book is your permission slip to step out of your comfort zone and into a world of fun.
Forget the rocking chair! Hold My Cane! is the hilarious, feel-good guide to aging disgracefully and living outrageously.
Whether you’re 60, 70, 90, or just prematurely grumpy, this book will have you chuckling through tales of bucket-list shenanigans, senior moments that defy logic, and heartwarming reminders that fun doesn’t have an expiration date. Inside, you’ll find laugh-out-loud challenges, ridiculous advice, and plenty of comic relief for anyone who’s ever forgotten why they walked into a room, or what day it is.
Expect karaoke mishaps, spontaneous dance parties, a few mild acts of rebellion, and enough cheeky wisdom to keep your dentures rattling with joy. It’s part parody, part pep talk, and 100% proof that getting older might just be the best excuse ever to go a little wild.
Perfect as a gift for your favorite “mature mischief-maker” or as a rebellious read for yourself, Hold My Cane! is your invitation to embrace age with humor, heart, and a healthy disregard for acting appropriately
“⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐"Hold My Cane!" is a delightful and humorous guide to living life to the fullest, regardless of age. The book's lighthearted tone and laugh-out-loud anecdotes make it a joy to read, while its bucket list adventures inspire readers to pursue their passions and try new things. The author's enthusiasm and zest for life are infectious, encouraging readers to embrace their inner spark and live with purpose. This book is perfect for anyone looking for a pick-me-up, a dose of inspiration, or simply a good laugh. With its uplifting message and entertaining storytelling, "Hold My Cane!" is a great read for anyone young at heart. It's a reminder that age is just a number, and that adventure, humor, and joy are always within reach.”
Joanne B
Comedy for Smart People Who Know Better - But Laugh Anyway
Welcome to Plonker Publishing, home of hilariously offbeat books that poke fun at everything from aging gracefully (or not), to prepping for doomsday with duct tape and sarcasm. We publish parody, satire, and the occasional overly confident survival guide, because if you're going to face the absurdity of life, you might as well do it with a grin. Mission Statement: To publish smart, silly, subversive books that help readers laugh at life’s chaos. Plonker Publishing is proudly independent, slightly ridiculous, and powered by the belief that laughter belongs on every shelf.
Wiser, Funnier, and Forgetting Why You Walked Into the Room!
by Plonker Publishing
65 Shades of Gray Hair is a joyful, honest, and hilariously heartfelt celebration of growing older. It’s for everyone who’s earned their laugh lines, misplaced their reading glasses (on their head), and still manages to dance like nobody’s watching.
But beyond the humor, this book is about what really matters: Connection, Resilience, and Living Out Loud - Gray hairs, Creaky joints, and all.
Because growing older isn’t just an age, it’s a badge of honor.