In a world where the class gap between baked goods is growing wider every day, hidden forces are shaping a narrative of stability and prosperity. When in reality, a totalitarian government uses military grade psychological warfare to exploit their people for profit.

Something is not right in The Crusty Kingdom.

And that’s where we meet Waffles, a Round AP waffle, born with gloves. Of medium intellect, and of low utility. Who has to pay his bills like everyone else. That’s why he got a job at the Paper and Co. A company that has nothing to do with paper. But that refused to change its name after it found product market fit in cybersecurity.

But on this typical day, for this typical waffle… Something atypical is about to happen…

Something that smells like a true calling.